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The signs sense of humour

  • Capricorn: twisted
  • Aquarius: Puns, but like extremely clever good puns
  • Pisces: playful and can't cross any lines.
  • Aries: pure as hell
  • Taurus: either too offensive or can't take a joke
  • Gemini: roasting someone
  • Cancer: nothing but bad puns
  • Leo: jokes about dating and sex
  • Virgo: always joking about them self
  • Libra: can't be offensive or they'll be pissed
  • Scorpio: extremely dark with a touch of offensive
  • Sagittarius: just plain offensive and uses the word bitch a lot
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Zodiac Signs Reactions When Not Invited Somewhere

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Aries: “Oh yeah I actually can’t come I have that other thing to do today…”

Taurus: *acts like they don’t care but then holds a grudge against the individual who didn’t invite them*

Gemini: *tries to find out why they weren’t invited*

Cancer: *pretend that they don’t know and act completely ignorant to the situation*

Leo: “What do you mean I wasn’t invited!!”

Virgo: “Wait what?? Do they not like me, did they forget about me, did I do something wrong, etc, etc?” 

Libra: “Oh they probably just forgot…. yeah that’s it, forgot.”

Scorpio: “Psh I knew those #$@%&# wouldn’t invite me!” 

Sagittarius: “Their loss!”

Capricorn: “Um… awkward”

Aquarius: “Yeah they are pretty stupid anyways.”

Pisces: “That’s messed up!” *never talks to you again*